Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 17, 2019

Have you considered rolling over and trying again tomorrow?

The first thing I used to do in the morning was call the alarm clock a liar…

Aunty, can you please give it a break on Sunday at least?!

Are you bargaining with Ged for a pay raise, Aunty? You’d likely have better success with some box wine in that coffee.

That was me when I was younger. Now that I am old, I have no problem getting up in the morning. Usually somewhere between 5:30 and 6 AM. I feel like it would be a shame to waste so much of the morning lying in bed when I can take a nap in the afternoon if I so desire.

That’s only because you’re such a pessimist, Aunty.

SO TRUE. . . especially during daylight savings time!

Then there is going for a new “Personal Best” in the Rolling Over Championship.

If you got enough sleep you wouldn’t have that problem. Either wake up later or go to bed earlier.

I can relate, Aunty. Let’s just say I am not a morning person.