Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 18, 2019

Never realised how stressed I was until now, Aunty! :D

I call them an empty pink hair coloring bottle.

At the moment, I’m plucking the whiteys out of my eyebrows. I expect if I keep that up much longer, I won’t have eyebrows…

Thanks for the stress, Auntie.

Me, I call them wisdom highlights. I’ve got so much wisdom, it’s flowing out of my head.

When I was a kid, I wanted grey hair….. now that I have it, I’m very happy.

I had a high school classmate who went Grey before her 18th birthday.

Mine is skipping the grey and going straight to the wirey white.

Actually stress can cause premature loss of hair color. Mine turned white before I was 30. At least it hasn’t all fallen out. I am now 61.

I don’t call it gray, I call it glitter.

Hey, Aunty—at least you still have hair …