Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 16, 2019

P2- Look at that shower room leer on Kaz…oh, we notice…

As Alice put it so well this just keeps getting “curiouser and curiouser”

You notice, Kaz. But will Marjie?

Hey Coach Kaz I noticed something too – how come that Robby Howry guy called Coach Thorp a terrible coach but nobody stood up to disagree with him? I know he was run out of town for being a jerk but was he right Coach Kaz?

P1, Whatever it takes to keep the ball in the infield, kid.

P2, Nice chops, Kaz. There’s a place for you on “That 70’s Show.”

P3, Well, I notice, Gil, not so much.

P1 Nice response, is this kid a dunce or what?

In all reality , Keep scraping , how did you know that Grandma and I love making scrapbooks ? Want to come over and see some ?

And next time a ball takes a bad hop during practice and heads for your face, don’t be an idiot. Duck to avoid serious injury. What will the “coaches” advise next? Make sure that batters lean their helmets into beanballs and pitchers hold their ground when the aluminum bats return liners back at their heads.

Well our new story is moving at a breathtaking pace. It might be over before April. So far we have a girl who is acrobatic and a boy who takes balls to the face. That’s about it.

Kaz: Ideally no? Bobby Kaz an idea man? He couldn’t carry Bill Blazejowski’s pimp hat.

Alternative Script: Love your look and the way you took Michael Jackson’s glove one step further! 2) When you get that earring make sure it’s on the correct side. 3) Here’s the club handshake. It’s complicated I know but you’ll get the hang of it.

The last time a guy told me to trust him I ended up pregnant. I mean. Wait did I say that? Sorry coach.

P-1: Great art is all about the shadowing

P-2: Kaz wants his kids to play hard

P-3: See P-2