Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 27, 2019

How can you run for a seat on the Galactic Council if you can’t sit @!$& ?

Yes, Brewster showed that he has the fastest butt in the galaxy.

Don’t worry about not being able to sit, Alien. We humans can’t furbleep.

OK, that was the very first round then.

Galactic Council’s Iron Chair? Who stole King of the Andals Throne?

So Brewster engaged in a battle of sits with an unarmed opponent?

And I thought his species couldn’t stand for they were always sitting. Oh, I could never stand their species anyways.

“Aaaaaand Brewster wins, sitting down!”

Did they use the music from “Star Wars”?

Always take a sitter to a musical chairs fight.

Incredible! The opponent beats Brewster in stupidity!

That’s unfair! I won’t stand for this!

Someone once asked, “If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?” I suppose the chair could look the same, but the view would be different. That’s as far as I’m going with this thought.

I think the contest was rigged…

“Oh, sit…”

Musical chairs as a spectator sport? Well, it sure beats baseball.

Play to your opponent’s weaknesses.

And the discrimination law suit ensues.

His opponent could have at least half-assed it…

Only after three days of this have I thought of “Politics, the Art of the Possible” in Evita – Juan Peron’s rise to power symbolized by playing Musical Chairs with other military leaders.

“…and that, Johnny, is how we got our current President.”