Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 08, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    I used to work overnight at a gas station that was close enough to farm to let you know that roosters don’t just crow at sun-up. They crow because THEY ARE AWAKE!

    Noon, midnight, it’s all the same to them. “Here I am, ladies; come get some!”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This is his third marriage.

    Soon, just like his last two chickens, this one might stop coming home to roost.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    He is in charge of a pen full of hens, meanwhile she thinks only of herself.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Talk about being henpecked!

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    I’m right there with her. I told my wife last week that I wish I had the ability to sleep in. If I stay in bed after a night of sleep, I get a headache.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    It’s hell being married to a Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooo

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    VTX1800F  over 5 years ago

    you knew what he was before you married him… why look for change.. move out.

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    VTX1800F  over 5 years ago

    Song,,, The snake,,,, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snake_(song)

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      over 5 years ago

    Her husband can be pretty fowl.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    I don’t see what he’s got to crow about.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Have him sleep in a low cage ( low ceiling?). Roosters can’t crow if they are unable to stand and stretch their necks.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well then, you should’ve married an owl.

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