I used to work overnight at a gas station that was close enough to farm to let you know that roosters don’t just crow at sun-up. They crow because THEY ARE AWAKE!
Noon, midnight, it’s all the same to them. “Here I am, ladies; come get some!”
I’m right there with her. I told my wife last week that I wish I had the ability to sleep in. If I stay in bed after a night of sleep, I get a headache.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
I used to work overnight at a gas station that was close enough to farm to let you know that roosters don’t just crow at sun-up. They crow because THEY ARE AWAKE!
Noon, midnight, it’s all the same to them. “Here I am, ladies; come get some!”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
This is his third marriage.
Soon, just like his last two chickens, this one might stop coming home to roost.
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
He is in charge of a pen full of hens, meanwhile she thinks only of herself.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
Talk about being henpecked!
Jeff0811 over 5 years ago
I’m right there with her. I told my wife last week that I wish I had the ability to sleep in. If I stay in bed after a night of sleep, I get a headache.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
It’s hell being married to a Cock-a-doodle-dooooooooo
VTX1800F over 5 years ago
you knew what he was before you married him… why look for change.. move out.
VTX1800F over 5 years ago
Song,,, The snake,,,, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snake_(song)
over 5 years ago
Her husband can be pretty fowl.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
I don’t see what he’s got to crow about.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Have him sleep in a low cage ( low ceiling?). Roosters can’t crow if they are unable to stand and stretch their necks.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well then, you should’ve married an owl.