Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 14, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Next, Alexander’s mother will tell him that he never calls her.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Fake news! Those days, the first words uttered would be “operator? operator?!”

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    “Hello, first time caller—Give it about 20 years, that will be funny once radio gets invented.”

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    stuestes  over 5 years ago

    Actually the first call must have been a telemarketer.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Alex, is that you? It’s about time you got around to calling.

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    falcon_370f  over 5 years ago

    Alexander Graham Bell was making a fence, with some wood and a long piece of wire. He said, “There’s something strange going on around here, I keep hearing the voice of Uncle Meyer.”I told him, “Mr. Graham Cracker (That was my little joke), with that wire you’ve got the world in your power. Just get an earpiece, and a mouthpiece, and a piece in between, and you’ll sponsor the telephone hour!”

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