Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 16, 2019

So where are the more than just two balconies Phoebe was promised?

you’ve got still lots to learn about unique orns, Phoebe Grizelda Howell

“Unicorn dictionary”. Of course!

What ISN’T in the unicorn dictionary?

Unicorn dictionary? My word!

Just wait until the tax assessors get a load of that! They’ll start drooling..

isnt that a little biased?

Eat your heart out, Webster.

I love the benign narcissism of Unicorn culture.

This clubhouse seems to be channeling the décor of a 1920s movie palace.

I believe that’s the same root as “ornamental” (beautiful like a unique orn) and “ornery” (mean and stubborn, like people who refuse to acknowledge the existence of unique orns).

Did you get a zoning permit for that structure? Or is there a shield of Building Permits as well?

Unicorn!

The pixies made quite the spiffy place.

But I would think all words in the Unicorn Dictionary would be just comparing things to Unicorns.

Written by that well known unicorn, Miriam Webster.

Reminds me of Princess Twilight’s castle.

Now THAT’S a clubhouse!! :D