Close to Home by John McPherson for April 16, 2019

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    i_am_the_jam  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, they keep sending mixed signals. :P :P :P

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    macky87  over 5 years ago

    He’s just mad that he blew his allowance on the hand buzzer and the whoopie cushion before he could use them on her. Women!

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Be careful how you tell this story.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Despite what might see on the internet, most girls don’t like it on their face…

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Just be glad he didn’t say “here’s mud in your eye” after the waiter brought their drinks, could have been much worse!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    People love you when you are funny, but only if you are the butt of the jokes.

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    Only clowns use squirting flowers these days.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 5 years ago

    That is because it took her ‘hours’ to paint on her face, so that it looked like ‘no effort at all.’ And you took only a few seconds to set it back to ‘factory settings.’

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, as usual the truth was probably obfuscated and you were supposed to read between the lines to realize that whatever sense of humor she has is drastically different than yours.

    It’s why you get “the look” for laughing at jokes with your male friends.

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    kodj kodjin  over 5 years ago

    He’s going to pay for two dinners and go home and sit by himself and wonder why he can’t get a girl friend!

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    sloveall  over 5 years ago

    Is the waiter in this picture a vampire?

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 5 years ago

    I guess Bleeb didn’t want anything to do with this.

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