Monty by Jim Meddick for June 02, 2019

I thought Pilsner was objecting to chicken nuggets.

Moondog, happens to us all, you attend the cinema and you want to be like the hero of the movie, your parrot sees a documentary about eagles and he wants to feel like an eagle.

I had a parrot (avatar) who grabbed food from me and ran away! He was clipped so he could only run. Now I have a cockatiel who grabs things on my plate and throws them off the table.

Moondog wears a bib??good grief, where is this heading??

The fish stick is near Pilsner’s lift limit!

Talon it like it is.

I don’t think you can buy those orange rectangular blocks of deliciousness that were found in the school lunches of my day. Don’t forget the watery “catsup” packets…ah, memories.

I thought Moondog only ate over the sink.

There’s a cage (I know because I’ve seen it), and the cage has a door.

Fish sticks. Definitely a single-guy meal.

for a second I thought the joke was going to be that he accidentally used white glue as a condiment.

Thank you Pilsner! Good Bird! Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)

the only way to “enjoy” fish sticks is to dump them in the composter…

I think the parrot is actually doing him a big favor.

Your own fault for giving Pilsner ideas and role-models, Moonie. Still, it kinda is a shame that a guy can’t sit down to some fish sticks (of all things!) in his own apartment without being harassed by wannabe Bald Eagles!

Our parrot ’s favorite food is chicken bones, and she also eats turkey drumsticks- bigger than she is almost! Too funny. Need to send pics to Jim Meddick before next Thanksgiving- anybody know how?