Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 02, 2019

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The cell phone tower must be on one of those mountains back there I suppose . . .

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    “Please stay on the line – your call is important to us!”

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    Anters55  over 5 years ago

    And even once you do get through, you’re still going to have to wait at least an hour or so before they show up.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    I dunno. When the ancient aliens arrive, ask them.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    You get all the Trip-ticks you want. (Turn right at the big rock.)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    two words:

    Trip Tiks

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What, you didn’t get your nifty leopard-skin tote bag for signing up?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, you get those hotel discounts that are only applicable to the highest price rooms that you still won’t be able to afford.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    What the heck did you pay with? Money hasn’t been invented yet either.

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