Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 17, 2019

Oh, is THAT all?

“Only two mammoth skins and one sharp rock? So I can keep the mammoth tusks? It’s okay for me.”

Two Mammoth skins! What sort of income is Cronk pulling in?

Can you make change for a dozen saber-tooth pelts?

“Cronk need sharp stone to get the mammoth skins.”

After being kept in a government warehouse for a year, the skins are rather rank, but the rock is pristine!

Mr. Cronk should’ve claimed the loss of value on his cave.

Dear lord, they’re even taxing the rocks now. I hope the Infernal Revenue Service doesn’t hear about this.

Gronk just tied sharp rock to a stick. You can get that right now. between your eyes.

Cronk: “Sharp rock will be easy, mammoths not so. Two still wearing them!”

that’s a lot of skin.

The mammoth tusks and skins, will be confiscated by the EPA. Mammoth’s are an endangered species and trade in the tusks is illegal.

It’s a mammoth undertaking.

Comedian Blake Clark was commenting in the 80’s about the Pentagon’s $600 hammers and $800 screw drivers. “And speaking of screwdrivers”, he went on, “The IRS contacted me and told me I owed $17,000 in back taxes. I sent them a Black and Decker skill saw and said ’keep the change.”

You’re in luck Mr. Taxman – I just happen to have the sharp rock right here…

Why is there a caveman in space?

Time to dicker down the debt.

Seems we all want the colors back.

It’s Walter Cronk. And that’s the way it is.