My gastro doctor told me to take a fiber supplement. It is a brown powder that looks like (and I suspect tastes like) ground up cardboard and sawdust. I call it “termite food.”
The cellulose is actually digested by microorganisms in their gut. I’m looking forward to the day those organisms mutate to being able to digest plastic.
PICTO over 5 years ago
Are the toothpicks free?
Marblemouth over 5 years ago
It must have been a dinner table.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
My gastro doctor told me to take a fiber supplement. It is a brown powder that looks like (and I suspect tastes like) ground up cardboard and sawdust. I call it “termite food.”
Cerabooge over 5 years ago
The cellulose is actually digested by microorganisms in their gut. I’m looking forward to the day those organisms mutate to being able to digest plastic.
garcoa over 5 years ago
At some “all-you-can-eat” restaurants, the table may be the tastiest item.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
They are going to be charged extra for the table.
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Do Jewish termites celebrate Passover with a cedar?
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Now, you’d think this restaurant would have considered that might happen.
sandflea over 5 years ago
Those little buggers need some table manners.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
Is it surf & turf: teak & crab apple?
Digital Frog over 5 years ago
Termite walks into a pub and asks “Is the bar tender here?”
tbubble over 5 years ago
We said we wanted a table for three.