FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 19, 2011

The worst nightmare Jason’s ever had …

I think Jason can turn this on its head. He likes Star Wars-he can dress as Princess Leia or Queen Amidala for events. He can wear ripped jeans instead of a skirt. He can wear sneakers instead of Mary Janes. He can play with Wheeljack instead of Kelly. He could even go for a Lara Croft and sport a pair of Desert Eagle (air-soft) pistols.

Lord, I know I may have sinned occasionally, but please—– Brad Pitt! Oprah! Lord, I promise I’ll never steal from the collection plate again, at least not all of it.

Hint that it’s a dream: Mom would never call Paige a monstrous vermin.

One Christmas Eve I dreamed that my parents had proudly given me a nice new dress. I was horrified. My parents could not figure out why.

Right on Lewreader

Jason is going to wake up sweating and trembling because of this horrofic nightmare!!

Jason needs to do some self-exploration. This is probably the closest he’ll ever get to a female, at least until he becomes a billionaire because of one of his inventions.

Dennis, good observation. And I don’t that Paige would so readily accept a new sister.

Except, DaveinSC, that Jason HATES girls and doesn’t want anything to do with them, so he couldn’t care less how close he actually gets to being with a female in the future.

That’s why THIS is his worst nightmare – he’s become the one thing that he despises more than anything else in the universe and goes out of his way to avoid having any contact with.

“A training bra?!” Yes, Jason, girls go through puberty earlier than boys, and now that you’re a girl… (Forget that “talk” Dad had with you – Mom has a few new things to explain to you!)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P