Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 18, 2019

#dontleavehomewithoutit

Gee, Mitty, why are you asking this time after all the other times you just flopped your big . . .rear end. . .into the suitcase?

My kitty liked to sit on top. I have the sweetest picture of her perched on the top looking adorable!

She will never abandon you, Mittens. You’re very precious to her.

My Petey jumps into the suitcase every time I have to pack and go someplace. And I pack those cat hairs right along with the clothes. No outfit is complete without his hair plastered all over it.

C’mon, Mitty – we all know you just want to stow away…

Kaboodle gets in my suitcase, too and I always kind of hear in my head, “Am I going, too? Are you taking me with you? Are you LEAVING ME??”

Mitty, don’t fall so deeply asleep that you miss leaping out at the right time . . .

Py the Imperial would park in your suitcase and you’d have to fight with him to get your clothes inside. I’ve got an awesome picture of him bathing while sitting on top of my husband’s dark shirts that had been packed for his trip to Texas. He taught his minion well, Scooby now flings himself on the offending item and refuses to let you have access to it.

#dontscaremelikethat