What about CRAMPS! You don’t go into the water for an hour after eating! Who knows how many lives have been saved by this advice? My six brothers and sisters are still alive because we waited an hour after eating our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
Everybody shhh! …… Working on reaching the “wake-me-when-dinner-is-ready” phase.
Skeptical Meg over 5 years ago
He’s laying in the pool???? BE CAREFUL EVERYONE! Don’t break his eggs!
Maybe this is his “gestation phase.”karmakat01 over 5 years ago
this is NOT TV, KIDS! even if well even next to them, my parents don’t even listen.
well-i-never over 5 years ago
What about CRAMPS! You don’t go into the water for an hour after eating! Who knows how many lives have been saved by this advice? My six brothers and sisters are still alive because we waited an hour after eating our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
If I might make a suggestion? Relax. Dads get to hog the pool once in a while. Then they grill.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Don’t forget to put sunscreen under the nose bridge of the sunglasses. My daughter has a big red spot between her eyes from the concert last weekend.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
There’s work and then there’s Wally work. Get Adam a coffee stat!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
If he’d finally write a successful novel then they could afford a real pool…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
My “gestation phase” never like that.
gmorse76 over 5 years ago
LYING in the pool! Doesn’t anyone know proper grammar anymore?