[nsfw] Saw a cute video on the internet. Older lady finds out her pilot is her grand daughter. They didn’t show the part where Granny spends an hour talking about how much the 3 year pilot cried when she was constipated and needed an enema. The pilot crashed the plane out of embarrassment
Years ago I worked at Burbank tower when the control tower was just above the terminal. We were running EDCTs (Expect Departure Clearance Times, meaning flights going to certain airports were getting delays) and I gave a flight their EDCT for about forty-five minutes after their scheduled time. I was on my break walking through the terminal when their new departure time came and they weren’t ready. I heard them announce “Due to air traffic delays…” I thought sure, blame it on us because you weren’t ready!
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Dad’s REALLY trying to get in good with Mom tonight!
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Picking a punishment that makes others suffer too. Feel better now?
Gent over 5 years ago
Go clean your cockpit, kids.
Differentname over 5 years ago
[nsfw] Saw a cute video on the internet. Older lady finds out her pilot is her grand daughter. They didn’t show the part where Granny spends an hour talking about how much the 3 year pilot cried when she was constipated and needed an enema. The pilot crashed the plane out of embarrassment
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
The UN-friendly skies !
osceola over 5 years ago
Boeing’s version of why the 737 Max isn’t flying.
iggyman over 5 years ago
No flight for you!
uniquename over 5 years ago
Sounds like their moms are being a bit flighty.
tiomax over 5 years ago
Years ago I worked at Burbank tower when the control tower was just above the terminal. We were running EDCTs (Expect Departure Clearance Times, meaning flights going to certain airports were getting delays) and I gave a flight their EDCT for about forty-five minutes after their scheduled time. I was on my break walking through the terminal when their new departure time came and they weren’t ready. I heard them announce “Due to air traffic delays…” I thought sure, blame it on us because you weren’t ready!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m normally not a fan of puns – but when Hilburn does one, he does it right!
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Never happened on my zillion trips. Now retired and won’t go near an airport.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
You forgot to say ‘mother may I’.
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Never mind. You go have a great flight with your friends. I’ll just stay here alone on the ground.
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
Mom doesn’t like the crowd they’re traveling with.
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 5 years ago
At least they haven’t been “Jammed!”