Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 09, 2019

I’m not forking out for that.

Accompanied by a bowl of ice cream

“Shoot ’Em Up” > “Love ’Em Up”. -IDTS

They lost their minds when Obama invited rappers to the White House, and forgot about Frank Sinatra hanging out with the Reagans…

I thought it might be Mack the Spork.

Spoons are too dangerous! They are responsible for me gaining 13 pounds. Ban spoons.

I guess “Star Wars” must be replaced with “Star Peace.” Not much interest or excitement there, though.

Mack the Truck?

Since the number of murders by knife in London just exceeded the number of murders by any means in New York City, I suppose this is appropriate.

I have the song as originally recorded. I never knifed anyone. And I won’t be spooning out for the newer version. I may end up knifing the new artist after hearing it.

You can’t hardly attend an opera for three pennies these days…….

Happiness is a warm…glue gun?

Mack the Gay Blade sounds a little more PC.

Sadly, this doesn’t sound like fake news nowadays…

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/d5/0d/7bd50d62bbd96e08ad2b57a7efe0aaa1.jpg The devil made me do this.

H. G. Wells was a little early with “1984”, but it’s in full swing now.

Or well-known drug abuser Elvis Presley getting a badge from Nixon.