Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 07, 2019

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not even the tipsy of his tail.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Make him walk through a China shop just to be sure.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    It behooves the police to check him. He’s only been dry a short time.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not even the wings!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Thank you, Officer. Does that mean I’m free to roam?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    What a bunch of bull!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I’ve been to Buffalo, looks pretty wasted to me for the most part.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    I think the cop has been buffallo’ed.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Trivia: there are no buffalo in North America. True buffalo exist in Africa and Asia. What we have in North America are bison.

    As for the city of the same name, it is a corruption of the French term “beau fleuve” which means “pretty river.”

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bison. My favorite animal. Such a magnificent beast. We were in Yellowstone one time DARK of the night. Slowed down, then stopped and the bison was walking down the middle of the road. It walked right by use and his eyeball was at shoulder level to me, and two feet away while in our 4Runner.

    Seeing two bull bison going at it in Rut season is something to behold.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Upon leaving the annual pow wow Chief Red Bull was pulled over. He will be filing a profiling lawsuit.

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    TheLetterista.com  over 5 years ago

    Hahahahaha! Now that was an original idea.

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