Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2019

I suspected that the Kardashians were aliens.

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!

Russian.

No disguise is necessary. Just land that thing in Times Square & you’ll already be a celebrity.

And that where the POTUS came from.

Everyone who is too intellectually lazy to think for themselves.

Aha. I knew it!

Frankly, I like it when the celebs come out frothing. Every time they open their stupid mouths I save money by NOT buying their music, or clothes or tickets to their movies….

So please, by all means, let them prattle and let me save.

And the sheep will follow.

Brewster Rockit says I should ‘like’ this cartoon!

They might grab you by the saucer.

That explains Ellen.

Absolutely.

Ah. History repeats itself. The truth is out there!

Everybody tells everybody how to vote and most of everybody ignores most of everybody.

One of the many, many great things about America is that we have so many dictator-wannabes that dictator-de-facto is unlikely. (“You can’t be boss, I wanna be boss!!”)

Try the Benevolent Dictator and see how that works.

don’t forget Hilary’s thought on how women are influenced in voting! "to vote the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever, believes you should.”

Or “Influencers.” Just another word for people who somehow manage to become “famous for being famous.” Oxygen thieves, every one of them.

They could become celebrities just by being themselves, since most humans are unaware of aliens.

The APKALLU are Troodontids, not aliens. They are from a parallel Earth they call Nibiru. They call our Earth “Nebenibiru” which translates to “our sister/brother Nibiru”

They forgot televangelists. And others of that ilk.

Donald Trump?