Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 25, 2019

He used to sell ice cubes to Eskimos, but deodorant to snakes has proved more profitable.

Being taken in by a snake deodorant salesman, they can now go back home and hiss in their pit!

The main ingredient is oil.

Crazier than a snake’s armpit.

Snake oil?

I sold snake oil once. The trick is knowing when the snake needs oiling.

[hint: they start to squeak]

Slinky’s Body Cream can’t beat it for when you get that dry skin.

He does well in economies of scale.

“A Pitch for the Angels”

Considering his target demographic, I’d say it’s in the bag.