Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2019

now THIS is a Tennis Match i’d like to watch.

Followed by “Shark Tank”, with real sharks.

Hockey players will be trading ice skates for flippers.

Bobby Riggs used to do exhibition tennis matches wearing swim fins.

Figure skating may be fun with flippers.

That looks like more fun anyway.

I suggested elevating the courts, but noooooooooooooo……..“Too expensive” they say.

If you think this is fun, check out the Indy 500.

Ice hockey will become water hockey.

They keep telling people to turn around if they see water on the road. Luckily people see through this wussy advice and keep going. Only 10 people die a year, what are the odds it will be YOU!?!? I’m sure the insurance company will side with you and pay you what the car is worth. That would be zero after sinking in 4 feet of water. Go for it, don’t let people tell you what to do!!!

Those who can’t adapt will no longer contribute to the factors accelerating Climate Change. Win-Win

also the prevailing view at 1600. They just accept the roses will no longer need watering as often.

Another possible caption. “All England Tennis Club makes changes in an attempt to increase interest. Women’s final draws huge crowd.”

Polo will go from posh gits on ponies to posh gits on dolphins

Mar Largo is only 12 feet above sea level.

Climate change is indeed a big deal ‘and’ we adapt to it. I mean really, the great lakes were under a glacier once. We adapted. Just stop taxing me about it.

Reminder: If you hit “Reply” to try to set a troll straight, it just helps bubble the troll’s original lie up to the top of the list as the “featured” comment of the day, which will be the only one most readers will ever see.

Now that’s funny, but still propaganda.

BuT iT gEtS cOlD iN wInTeR.

I think the good folks at Wimbleton anticipated climate change. Don’t they now have a retractable roof on the stadium?

Why to the ball boys have snorkel gear? The ball won’t sink. They need sea-doos.

Ah, Swimbleton.

Looks like a good way to strengthen those abs. Perhaps a new Olympic sport?

They can exchange their backhand for a backstroke.

Polo adapted; why not tennis?

God will never give us a problem we cannot adapt to.

What’s the elevation of Wimbledon? Would it really be flooded by rising sea levels? (My quick Google search didn’t find the answer.)

If not, climate change might turn it into a desert, instead, with a sand court rather than a grass court.

I played water polo a century ago, more or less. But sea water polo sounds very painful.

It does give a slightly Different air to Water Polo when you play it on Horseback.

The Longer the game goes on, the more “Aromatic” the water gets as the “Fertilizer” builds up in it.

According to the Climate Change Alarmists, the Great Lakes were supposed to dry up. Fact: They are at their highest level in recorded history.Also, did you know that: 1) In Glacier National Park, they no longer have the signs up telling about the glaciers receding, because the glaciers are growing again, and 2) the glaciers in Greenland are also growing.

Looks like rain…must be climate change.

Mr. Miller really likes to make waves!

Yup…just adapt (or die).

I don’t recall which Trump cabinet member, maybe Wilbur Ross or Steven Mnuchin, said that there would be a lot of economic opportunities with climate change. Oil fields opening in the polar regions and northwest passage for shipping are a couple of examples where entrepreneurs could succeed. Face palm!

Boo.