Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 03, 2019

P1, So the build-up to this revelation was all Bull?

P2, Maybe these two should have a little game of one on one to decide who’s better.

P3, NBA players picking up girls out of the stands happens all the time. And now you know the rest of the story. Good day!

First time they ran into each other in years, and already she’s grabbing his balls.

P3: As a Chicago resident, I resent that they make every male look like they deliver newspapers or just stepped out a duck blind! Looks like a Pacers crowd to me!

Speaking of six feet. This needs to go six feet under.

In P3, is the blond behind Hadley training to be an NFL ref? Kick is good! And is that an “H” or an “M” on her jersey?

P2.5 GilPa says, “So when did you start having sex?”

And Hadley says so I goes ya know when Jaquan axes me me if he knows me I like go um F**k ya you delicious piece of chocolate , in all reality .

Once it went out of bounds-became the opponents’ ball, why would Jaquan be paying attention to where it landed-who caught it?

Are we sure he isn’t talking to the girl in the next row? My guess is she went to Milford as well, the only place where kids keep their arms raised in celebration several minutes after something great happened.

P1- Why did the client give Hadley tickets? She only needed one. And how did she get a seat next to Tony Romo?

P3- HVB better cough that ball up, if she knows what’s good for her. The Don could make her an offer she can’t refuse.

So do I just hit the snooze button on this storyline until football season begins?

I’d rather check in on the snow cone table Kylie’s at.

P1: The subject: lame as usual

I assume the prissy-looking guy with the cap is Hadley’s date?

Do I know you? No, you must be thinking of some other 28-year-old with a wide streak of prematurely gray hair.

Even Gil can’t take the pace of this backstory. He’s starting to lie down in P1.

So Hadley got these super expensive courtside seats from a client. Believable. But how did newspaper truck delivery guy sitting next to her afford his? And why is he the only person in the stands paying attention to where the ball went? Everyone else is watching nothing going on on the court, or looking at each other.

And speaking of paying attention, if you’ve been paying attention you would suspect that a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp should be available about now. And you’d be right.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

So is he on the Bulls or “the other team?” And is she playing defense and planning to pass to Granville Waiters? Or just planning to keep the ball?

With all the babes that chase NBA players, if Jaquan thought Hadley V. Baxendale looked good then his eyesight is so poor that muffing a pass is no surprise.

P4: “…my ball….mine….you caint have it…”