Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2019

That should make the party go with a bang. Admit it, you were afraid some would say that weren’t you.

The King definitely isn’t going to make this Fourth of July safe and sane like Jerry’s calendar exhorted him and Nibbles to do in that Tom and Jerry cartoon “Safety Second”.

must be a small camp….that or they’re going to need more fireworks!

Technically, the King should have said “both” since there were only two choices.

He should have just said “yes.”

Watch out for spies who might set off your stash prematurely!

Fuel for the tanks, perhaps?

Shades of Guy Fawkes.

If that is stored in the basement of the castle and someone is careless, you could have a premature Guy Fawkes Day.

BRAVO! Reminds me of the image of Washington crossing the river in the snow and it said something to the effect of – Attack on Christmas morning at the crack of dawn in freezing weather? We did it before and we can do it again!

Couldn’t we invite the Taliban to that “celebration” and just be done with it?!

Looks like he’s saving up for Guy Fawke’s Night

Why do you think Trump wants tanks and air force flyovers in D.C. on Thursday?

Might as well do something useful with all that firepower.

wildfire in a can?

4th of July, or Guy Fawkes day?

The barrels of “wildfire” are a Game of Thrones reference.

Is every comic strip going to be this destructive on the 4th tomorrow?

Anyone know where Guy Fawkes is right now?

… and for sale to the Democrats’ presidential candidates’ for their next debate.