That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 02, 2019

Nice shoes.

“What The Butler Saw”

“Does this ottoman make my butt look fat?”

“Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Who’s the broadest broad of all?”

“George, you can paint my derrière as long as you don’t make it look larger than life.” / “That’s not a problem my lady, I only have a gallon of flesh colored paint.” / George sucked his meals through a straw for the next week.

One of those days when ya just can’t make up your mind as what to wear.

Upon reflection, Sophie decided she needed more powder to achieve a Morticia Addams paleness.

She’s listed on Pierre’s List under Pleasingly plump and pale Parisian playgirl, likes to model stockings and nothing else. Ask for Pipi…

Narcissisus’ sister.

“One day they’ll invent Skype and I won’t look so silly talking to myself.”

There’s a joke about asphalt looming…….

The inventor of the naughty selfie.

When you go Pam’s house, just bring your own pillow. There’s no need to stay standing.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?

Pam was confused why her mother would not allow her to wear shorts.

That reflection that she’s looking at looks nothing like her. It must one of those special ‘self esteem lowering’ mirrors. Or maybe she really is skyping her girlfriend with her magic mirror.

Do the red garters make my knees look chubby?

No. No, I would not remain standing if I went there. Well, part of me would.

Hey! That’s my wife! Who is this Georges guy? And this is what she’s been doing while I’m at work!

Pam practicing the one cheek sneak.

Aside from wondering why her left breast is growing out of her sternum, I have no problem with the likeness.

One of those moments when you literally have nothing to wear.

The result of a sneak attack/ when her panties were still in the sack/ and portrayed, unaware/ with a bare derriere/ but here’s the good news – crack is back !

Pam listening for Brewster’s knock at the door.

Does this mirror make my butt look fat?

Wash day was always a day when Pam did not go outside.

Pam reflecting on ber better side.

BUSH!!!!! has never been one of my favorite bands…

“Well, I met her on Monday, it was my lucky bun day……”

Needs more floor to ceiling mirrors.

The roughly B5 paper size Woman in the Boudoir is pointed to by Googling

1888 "Femme au Boudoir" "Georges Croegaert" site:wikimedia.org

If you want other than Wikipedia info about the artist, Googling

"Georges Croegaert" site:rehs.com

will point to a bio. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2234 (July 1, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“There! Now I’m ready to go shopping. I hope I haven’t forgotten anything.”

Now, that is Cheesecake !

being new to the higher class, newly-wed pam forgot to raise the seat to go potty.

Pam wasn’t sure if she understood what ‘sexting’ was, but she was pretty sure that Bernard would enjoy this pose.

She has very nice looking skin.