Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 15, 2019

never will happen……

I am proud of my age. I’ve earned every wrinkle and scar.

I’m sort of like my truck: I’m old and I have a lot of miles but I still run and the body is still in reasonable shape.

My grandmother always told me a woman should tell people she is older than she actually was. “It’s better to look really good for 80, then so-so for 60.”

I thought it was the beauty fluid…Oil of Olay.

The “Montgomery Scott Expectation Management” system…