That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 03, 2019

Poor Liz got stuck reading lines as her untalented cousin prepped to audition for Ophelia.

“That’s the 2,500th wallpaper pattern you’ve looked at. Will you please just pick one and come to bed.”

This “sleeping on a marble slab” fad was short lived.

Julie rued her luck. Of all the roommates in the university why did she have to get stuck with a late-night crammer?

If these are the famous baths, there must be something in the instructions here about how to turn the water on!”

Working in the harem was time-consuming, but there’s no reason why Josephine couldn’t study on the downtime.

In the old days, they didn’t scroll pages. They paged scrolls.

They just got the latest from Scroll-of-the-Month Club. Now they can unwind a good story. And this one even has pictures!

Ophelia was quite prepared to just sign on the dotted line, but Josephine insisted on reading the marriage contract down to the tiny print at the bottom.

“Dead Sea Scrolls, they should be called “Kill Me Now Scrolls”…so boring"

It’s a note from Pam, There is something you should know about that pillow. 7/02/2019

“Dorothy…This is the new Cosmopolitan Magazine. Of course I’m just reading the articles, they’re actually very informative…..take a look at the size of this guys…..”

I know it’s taking forever, but I swear, I can never get these roadmaps folded correctly.

Nice job comment makers! This was a nice chuckle for me.

No, I will not read another! Besides, you’re getting a little old for bedtime stories.

Sigh. I’m so bored. I WISH someone would hurry up and invent Angry Birds.

“So, not interested in political cartoons…Oh! Here is ‘That Is Priceless’ by Melcher, you’ll like this one!

“Close your eyes, and think of England !”

I hear if you pull them from left to right really fast, the boy and girl look like they are really doing it.

“SWM, XXVIII, sober, employed..”

“So he said, ’let’s fuzz bump,’ then he gave you this sheet of instructions? You were right to run home, deary.”

Where do they hide the crossword puzzle?

That’s the last time I buy a pillow from a TV news channel.

Milady’s marmoreal mien/ wears a greenish, unhealthy sheen/ the mattress imperial/ is of building material/ – it’s not always good to be Queen.

When all else fails, read the instructions….

She wants a little help getting sleepy. Then you can go back to your romance scroll.

Should say “Here’s our CVS receipt”

“Here’s a good one: Bugs says ‘Duck season’ and Daffy says ‘Rabbit season’. Boy is Elmer confused. Ha ha ha!”

“I know a marble palace isn’t really suited to it, but I insist on going for a ranch house look.”

Marsha was desperately trying to follow the simple IKEA instructions for inflating Priscilla’s plush Persian pillow.

These CVS receipts keep getting longer every week.

“Come back to life, you &$*£% – I’ve read your will and I’m not in it!”

You’re right, this Kahil Gibran fellow is enough to make you swoon!

The oil on panel, roughly B3 paper size Favourite Poet or A Favourite Author is pointed to by Googling

1888 "Favourite Poet" Tadema site:wikimedia.org

(choose the one that starts with File:). So far, 16 works by this artist have been used here.

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/15?comments=visible

has the prior (if my comment is still there, it has the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2235 (July 2, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Obviously she hasn’t tried “My Pillow”!

Darling … I’m tired. We don’t have to do EVERY position it describes tonight …

ELIZABETH, WE DON’T NEED TO READ ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS, JUST TAKE OFF YOU CLOTHES AND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO HAVE SEX.

“Nope, it says here the dimensions are 2×2, not 12×12.”

“I don’t know why you’re so in love with him if he writes this way and not write it the right way like normal people do?”

Sleeping on a Sealy is like sleeping on a clod.

QUICK!! Roll it up again and drop in the batteries!!! Oooooh! :>)