Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 07, 2011
February 06, 2011
February 08, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: When I say "February," what do you think of? Man: That whoever figured out a month with 28 days when the rest have 30 or 31 was worse at math than I am. Woman: I was hoping for "Valentine's day", but I guess that was a long shot.
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Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
President’s day, freezing your butt off, not getting a full month’s pay if you’re paid hourly. Thanks for making it short folks from the distant past.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
You’re expecting a miracle from him, lady.
Yukoneric almost 14 years ago
Is that the Ides of February? Be ware!
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The only thing good about February is it’s end.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
When young ladies love to be carded?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
How come it comes in like a lion AND goes out like one?
vzs1022 almost 14 years ago
Mars and Venus at it again.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Black History Month
coffeeturtle almost 14 years ago
do you think she is squeezing him softly…?
benbrilling almost 14 years ago
Well it’s a good word for school spelling exams. (Teaches you to listen carefully to how a word is pronounced -or to pronounce it carefully.)
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The dumb thing is having 30- and 31-day months, not 28. Give us a 13th month, and make each month exactly 4 weeks. That makes 364, so the last day can be a “Free Day”, falling between Saturday, Mumptober 28 and Sunday, January 1. In leap years, throw another Free Day between June 28 and July 1.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
You saw the revised Zodiac, didn’t you, Fritz?
Evirtinkelbell almost 14 years ago
I love February! My hubby’s birthday is on the 28th.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
freeholder, I was aware that something was going on, but didn’t go into it. I’m a Capricorn, I’m SUCH a Capricorn, and even if somebody tells me I’m something else I’ll still BE a Capricorn.
(Actually, under the Revised Calendar that I proposed above, the New Year’s Eve “Free Day” would be my birthday.)