Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 23, 2019

So, I guess the new artists from Alley Oop are making a guest appearance here…

Don’t forget to whistle while you work.

Dr. Mel, I expected a space Roomba.

Winky, you’ve got some spleening to do!

Poor Winky. Always stuck with the dirty work.

Now, this is a time that the Spaceballs would actually be helpful.

Oh come on. At least give him a vaccuum cleaner!

And after he’s done that job send him to clean up the oceans.

Now we have a job for Space Force!

“Millions … threatens.” Sheesh. Get a grammar book.

Where is Marvin the paranoid android when you need him?

Is that Wesley Crusher?

Winky, might as well take Ensign Kenny with you…

Then there’s the Dark Matter Dustpan. Or the ISS (Interstellar Sanitation Service). Just stretch out a huge net. When it’s full, propel it into the Sun. Or land it on the moon so we can sort it all out when we get there. Or shove each piece towards Earth, let it burn up in the atmosphere. Hire me, I’ll go do it…

A giant electromagnet would gather in all the iron (except stainless steel). There’s just no getting around the broom, actually. Even that would be awkward. If you take a swipe at a big piece of junk, you fly off in the opposite direction. That can be fun sometimes, but not for long. Maybe a bunch of giant sandworms. Yeah, that sounds good to me. I’ll submit it in the contest for best cleanup idea.

iRobot Satellite capture system (Autonomous robot) Only 10 billion dollars. Drops captured space junk at moon recycling center (to be built at a later time for a small additional cost)

Dr Mel, the evil scientists they use. (we found out when they made a portal to an opposite dimension where their Dr Mel is a nice person.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-OyT4ivkM

And add a spleen to the space debris around earth.

A good laser vaporizing the debris would probably take less energy than going to each piece and collecting it. The solar wind could blow the dispersed atoms away.

Ahh, my spleen!!!!!