Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 02, 2019

Flip-flops? Just the thing for performing Sweatmas thongs!

So grass clippings are the coal analog. But what kind of grass clippings. Could he use the coal he got for Xmas to make some special brownies? Or does he just get to chew it like a dog on a hot summer day.

I’d rather find grass clippings in my Speedos than a lump of coal.

I suspect they are the only ones in town, the county, state and country that are celebrating this “holiday”. And for that I am grateful!

I agree with Clayton…

It has just about as much REAL meaning as t he stories of ‘Christmas.’ The holiday season was more real BEFORE it was co-opted from the pagans.

Flip-Flops? You mean “Drippy” is just an alias for Jimmy Buffet?

I got a rock.

Flip-flops? That would be punishment worse than grass clippings or coal. I hate wearing flip-flops. FEET BARE!

Happy Sweatmas all you grinches out there! Heck, you don’t need anything special to celebrate it, un-like Christmas. No tree, no decorations, no mountains of food, no extended family driving you crazy. What’s not to like about it?

At our rehearsal party I gave my bride “a little something to wear on our honeymoon” – a small spray bottle of mosquito repellent. The honeymoon was on a lake in Minnesota, where the air is 30% oxygen and 70% mosquitoes.

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And this is how most would take it. Sweaty? No thanx.