Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 09, 2019

They can climb to the roof of a house.

No Adam, you need a dog. Squirrel!

Now’s the time to show him who’s boss!!

“We’re gonna need a bigger car!”

For some reason, when I read that, in my head I heard the theme from “Jaws” playing at three times normal speed…… Kinda like a shark movie for Alvin and the Chipmunks.

yeah…get a tank. rolls eyes.

You should have ran into the house, not away from it!

Run Adam, run! Forrest did it, you can too!

Reminds me of a Super Bowl ad from way back (2000 I believe): https://youtu.be/X_SXL-LFvw4

This is Acorn-y joke as I have ever seen.

Since when does climbing something protect you from a squirrel attack?

Is Adam channeling Jimmy Carter?

Squirrel attack? Time to call Poncho.

I guess the squirrel figured he had hit the jackpot when he saw Adam.

Yes, but once this incident is finally over, I smell Pulitzer! “Squirrels Gone Wild” by Adam Newman, based on a true story.

Now you got your book idea, Cujo the Squirrel.

Hope it isn’t rabid.

If he wants the squirrel to leave, Adam should stop acting like a nut.

https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Alabama-man-denies-feeding-meth-to-attack-squirrel-511564592.html

Squirrel attacks Florida man…

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228166959.html

Why am I picturing the dancing gopher from Caddyshack right now?