Herman by Jim Unger for August 12, 2019

Looks to be a bit heavy on the gluten.

“Honey, I thought it was my oatmeal with milk.”

That is going to adversely affect his peristaltic movement…

“Hell, I’d like to see you produce one."

“Yes my dear , if it comes with a strong anti-acid” .

Won’t help his insides or the insides of the dishwasher either.

You say it’s bread, I say it’snot.

How long before it rises to the occasion?

I’ve heard of sticky buns but not sticky bread – talk about a sticky situation

No thank you, it’s not kneaded.

Maybe a gentle reminder that the oven doesn’t work.

If it’s homemade it’s got to be better than store bought…

It expands and bakes in your stomach.

UH ! Baby did you Forget to Bake It Again ???

(And followed by/Or.) Honey you do understand that “Instant Quick Bread Mix” doesn’t mean you Mix It and It Instantly Turns Into Bread ???

I’m thinkin’ the bread will RISE again.

One of my Mom’s batches went to the other extreme — could only be sliced with power tools…

his guts are toast…

“No, thank you; that one will suffice.”