P3: That’s the temperature of the little girl Mop showed us that Gil forgot on the golf course. Thank god they found her. They think the other two may be the Thorp kids.
P4 (1976 flashback): “…no water for you pansies…it only gives you stomach cramps…here….take some salt tablets…and if you have a headache, just shake it off…now start runnin’…”
Some of you Snarkers are having flashbacks to August football practice. My high school had a huge mega container of salt tablets and yes, the coaches were enthusiastic about the consumption of them. I made sure a coach saw me take one a week. Another bright idea was shave your ankles, apply Tuff Skin aerosol, then wrap the ankle. After a week of that, I had the student trainer wrap the ankles with Pro Wrap before taping.
With a fresh coat of paint on Marty’s tinderbox, I’m ready for a re-energized Moonpie to start his traditional antagonist shenanigans.
Ellis “Mr. Last Word” wins today’s Whiz Award for his Sanjay Gupta health minute comment on dehydration above…now let’s get details on the special Matt Shaw Sitz bath therapy
That’s too hot to practice in? Pshaw! That’s a cool day in the factory for Jami and Keri! And speaking of cool, it would be cool if you checked out today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
Bucky over 5 years ago
P1 Chance just crossed the 111 yard marker?? This boy can fly.
P3 85 degrees, suck it up boys, Valley Tech aint bringin their team in!!!
TheBrownStarfish over 5 years ago
P1, Is number 50 a ghost. It looks like you can see the fence right through him.
P2, Sorry, Charlie, Chance just took your job.
P3, Shower time!
Mr Reality over 5 years ago
In all reality, OK fellas ,everybody take 2 salt tablets and line up for sprints .Summer is over ! Ready ,Go .
Bluedarter over 5 years ago
James St. John Smythe over 5 years ago
It appears that Milford’s running game May have a Chance this season.
Irish53 over 5 years ago
P4 (1976 flashback): “…no water for you pansies…it only gives you stomach cramps…here….take some salt tablets…and if you have a headache, just shake it off…now start runnin’…”
R.R.Bedford over 5 years ago
I remember 2 a days in 97% humidity and temps over 100 F. Salt tabs + water= varsity letter.
tcar-1 over 5 years ago
Macy parades is stuff on the practice field. (apologies to Ellis)
bearwku82 over 5 years ago
Some of you Snarkers are having flashbacks to August football practice. My high school had a huge mega container of salt tablets and yes, the coaches were enthusiastic about the consumption of them. I made sure a coach saw me take one a week. Another bright idea was shave your ankles, apply Tuff Skin aerosol, then wrap the ankle. After a week of that, I had the student trainer wrap the ankles with Pro Wrap before taping.
With a fresh coat of paint on Marty’s tinderbox, I’m ready for a re-energized Moonpie to start his traditional antagonist shenanigans.
BaseballTexan over 5 years ago
85 degrees? South Texas we’re just getting a good sweat going!
twainreader over 5 years ago
P-2: Second Stringer? No way! Gil’s going to bring back the T formation
hifirick1953 over 5 years ago
I’m surprised Marty and Margie aren’t hanging around practice to get the scoop on tailback.
cuttersjock over 5 years ago
Ellis “Mr. Last Word” wins today’s Whiz Award for his Sanjay Gupta health minute comment on dehydration above…now let’s get details on the special Matt Shaw Sitz bath therapy
Mopman over 5 years ago
That’s too hot to practice in? Pshaw! That’s a cool day in the factory for Jami and Keri! And speaking of cool, it would be cool if you checked out today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/Klubble over 5 years ago
P2: Joe Pesci in Casino : I’ve got your head in a vise and you give me Charlie Roh?!?