Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 20, 2019

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    Being born with good genes, plus the ring, will buy you a coffee at Starbucks. (plus $5).

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    Randy B Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And a white dude. Don’t forget that.

    “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    ‘When I was on Food Stamps nobody gave me any handouts’ actual quote.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now take it to Mount Doom and cast it into the fire! Isildur!?

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    mjkaswan Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Able-bodied white male in the world’s richest country…

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    lopaka  over 5 years ago

    Coming ‘from a good family’ will be your get out of jail free card also.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    For some reason, I first read “Sociologists” as “Scientologists.” (They shouldn’t write movies either.)

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