Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 21, 2019

  1. Idano
    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    Halt, you damned machine! Halt, I say. You have a problem, huh? You have a problem with me?

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    The Old Wolf  over 5 years ago

    Percussive maintenance always works. If it doesn’t work, hit it. If it still doesn’t work, use a bigger hammer. If the thing breaks, it was defective and needed to be replaced anyway.

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    Look up an old Howard Waldrop story ‘Ike At the Mike.’ Senator elvis Presley is at the White House to see jazz man ‘Ike’ Eisenhower play for the President.

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    gnome  over 5 years ago

    same theory works on kids

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    “Whoa when I holler Whoa!”

    -Yosemite Sam

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  6. Spock
    Spock  over 5 years ago

    Then he wouldn’t have said such nonsense.

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