Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 13, 2021

Larry’s full of it, all right.

Was Larry the hired entertainment? If not, then he’d better put his shirt on!

I’m sure most of the women are getting creepy vibes from this guy, too.

Larry fancies himself Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love. Lord have mercy!

Oh fer…I’m calling the Sheriff.

See my comment on the Classic Dilbert which I just came from.

Not all of them good.

Apparently Larry and Geoffrey both have pants issues.

As your temporary (I hope!) acting Sheriff, I’d like to assure you all, not just Rose…

Larry leads a perfectly normal life…

well, OK, perhaps “perfectly” might be a bit strong, as a word choice for the situation…

But at least he doesn’t always inspire calls to the Sheriff’s Department.

But every so often…. especially when a warm Spring day reaches out to tug at the senses…

something comes over him.

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Or I should say some clothing comes off of him….

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Nonetheless… as I told Last Rose…. nudity and indecent exposure are strictly defined under the law…

Larry’s little whims do NOT qualify.

And in a county like this, with an elected Monkey sheriff and several animal peace officers…

all of whom have been known to sometimes go about more than shirtless…

we are understandably reluctant to over-prosecute.

Nobody on Ballard St is surprised.

He’s playing left-handed. Just an observation, not a judgement.

With a bod like that.. it’s a sin not to share it.

Oy!

It looks, to me, like Larry is gonna say “Soo..How you doin?” ;o]

I do not want to know where he’s keeping his maracas…

Left-handed guitar playing is always surprising.

Larry is always good to keep an equal number of guests for a party. However….one really never knows about Larry.

Larry needs tattoos, and a Bob Dylan stetson…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6SX-GBHhhg

Halloooooo..?!

OH my . . . . please Larry, no, just NO.

Put a lid on it, Larry. And a shirt.

A hush fell over the crowd as every woman, married or not, gazed at Larry longingly…