Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 09, 2022

When Edith gets done with him, he’ll lose more than just his way, he will lose his why when and how as well.

Uh oh, that is Edith Higgenpooder. Her 5 sons are all over 6 feet tall and cranky. I fear Jimmy will be eating paint soon.

Response: “This color does not match what I’m wearing.” …

“This means war!” … “Get me a paint gun!”

Jimmy lose an eye?

… also as a fashionista.

“Resistance is futile!”

She actually likes the design on her dress?

Jimmy is not as dumb as he looks, his wife owns the dry cleaning shop next door.

Snazzy pants. :)

Sorry Jimmy, but the paintball fad is over. No amount of clever marketing is going to help.

I fear, he is on the way to losing so much more.

Jimmy shot the wrong target! Now he will face the painting squad,

Too many paint shots to the head will do that.