Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 29, 2022

Edna may be upset about it, but Gilbert isn’t; the loss of her fashion makes his look almost normal.

No, you’re not, dear. I saw you put it in your other purse last week.

Edna, you expect Gilbert to set you straight?

If she wears that, she will get “needled”.

Oh honey, that compass has been pointing south for some time now. Between Gil’s pin legs and you looking like center stage at a Traveling Opera, it’s no wonder I don’t invite people over anymore.

uh i think it’s more like “fashion calendar”

Gilbert most certainly hasn’t found it.

She looks pretty well aligned to me.

How gosh

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Gilbert may have lost his exercise compass. He seems to have completely abandoned leg presses and squats.

Gilbert: “Welcome to the club…”

Kevin: “You just need more ‘Free Form’…”

Rest of Ballard Street: “No, you don’t!”

(⊙_ʖ⊙)

Eh, who needs it.

Not to worry Edna, Gilbert’s fashion compass can easily handle two.

Her fashion compass has swung from Queen Anne toward Ming the Merciless.

Note that the Magnum P. I. Hawaiian shirt never goes out of style. :)

They are going to the beach, and she’s decided to go as Venus Rising from the Shell. Thankfully, she’s not going for the naked version.

so is he with that awful shirt

Use GPS like everyone else.

“Losing into the Land of the Lost, more like,” Gilbert mutters.

Well, it’s obvious he doesn’t have it.

Gilbert: That’s fine with me!

Was Edna just at the vet’s? — she seems to be wearing the cone of shame…

All too often, something looks good in the store, but then becomes an WTF item.

To say nothing of the IQ loss.

Gilbert tries vainly to keep up with Sylvia’s fashion compass!!!

She is dressed perfectly…assuming they are vacationing in Vegas

I can think of quite a few fashion “designers” and commentators who have lost or never had their fashion compass. And common sense compass.