Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 29, 2023

…. and a broken limb

With the size of that cockpit, the wings are too small.

Scooter would disagree with Thelma, he is always up for a dog fight with Trevor.

Trevor: “What do you mean? It’s a great day for a dog fight. The Red Baron will die today.”

“But my sponsors from that pizza company will be here any second, Marjorie!”

Don’t worry, Marjorie, he is not going far.

“Attack when they least expect it!”

But it’s a great day for a crash landing.

Let slip the dogs of war, Trevor

What do you mean, Marjorie? It’s early morning, the weather is magnificent, the clouds are placed just right, the sun is behind me, my nerf cannon is fully loaded and tested…Trevor will never know what hit him.

Has anyone compiled a list of all the characters on Ballard Street (including the animals) and who lives with who?

Curse you Red Baron!

So much for the bushes.

She: Trevor did you hear me………CRASH! Oh never mind!

Yeah, but it’s an okay day for a face plant.

If Scooters napping under that bush.. you’re gonna get a dog fight whether you wanted it or not.

Good morning Balladeers.

" And, while with silent lifting mind I’ve trod

the high untrespassed sanctity of space,

Put out my hand, and touched my face to sod…"

It’s also too nice a day to spend in the emergency room.

Too late. He’s reached the point of no return. :)

Only thing Trevor will fight is gravity…

Watch out, Scooter, it’s the Red Baron!!!