In my best David Attenborough voice, “Here we have the territorial suburbanite, the Garrett Middleagist, in his natural habitat ready to fight for his land.”
Garret has the wrong idea. I take a different and more enjoyable route. I encourage the neighboring kids take the shortcut across my property. Love living where there are children of all ages and love the sound of their playing.
C about 6 hours ago
En garde
marilynnbyerly about 6 hours ago
In my best David Attenborough voice, “Here we have the territorial suburbanite, the Garrett Middleagist, in his natural habitat ready to fight for his land.”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Fortunately, Garrett is not armed.
oldpine52 about 5 hours ago
It’s his attitude that brought all of his neighbors to the decision build fences around his property.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 4 hours ago
What is Malcom building now? I thought the tower overlooking Garrett’s bedroom window was bad enough….
Pocosdad about 1 hour ago
Is Garrett’s last name Maginot?
purepaul Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Garret has the wrong idea. I take a different and more enjoyable route. I encourage the neighboring kids take the shortcut across my property. Love living where there are children of all ages and love the sound of their playing.
Beetle Bailey's Haint 34 minutes ago
Come getcha’ some Garrett.
[Traveler] Premium Member 22 minutes ago
GET OFF MY LAWN!
-Saint- 1 minute ago
If only Garrett was not standing on Mrs. Higglebottom’s lawn while doing so…