Monty by Jim Meddick for October 05, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    I’m surprised Sedgie didn’t ask him to tightrope walk himself out there with some WD-40.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 5 years ago

    Always aim DOWN.

    Anyway, I think Seggy would be too afraid of heights to even try this.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A local news personality had this happen. He was taking a zip line somewhere and just stopped 3/4’s of the way down, LOL!

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    ccomebacktour  about 5 years ago

    Looks like it has become the, “zap line”. On second thought, maybe the SAP line !

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    e.groves  about 5 years ago

    And hurry!

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    OK…so Sedgewick isn’t a big fan of slack line…I suspect that Jarvis might imbibe a touch when on his own time.

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    Sephten  about 5 years ago

    He’s not related to Boris Johnson, is he?

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    Uncle Bob  about 5 years ago

    MGH = 1/2MV**2 , Sedgie…

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Uh, sir? While I have your attention, I’ve been meaning to mention that I need a hefty raise. Now seems a good time.

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    tsk5565  about 5 years ago

    Where does he get all those toys?

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    Not enough slip in his Zip…

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    DavidPlatt  about 5 years ago

    This is a great lesson for this young business-tycoon-to-be: “greasing the wheels” is not just a metaphor!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That’s what happens, Sir, when you skip your geometry lessons.

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    dwane.scoty1  about 5 years ago

    No appreciation for the gravity of the situation!

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Slackers are left hanging. Taut gets to the end of the line!

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    jonesbeltone  about 5 years ago

    Money buys everything but good sense.

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    blahuciak  about 5 years ago

    I see he learned zip lining from Boris Johnson. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/16/stuck-zip-wire-boris-johnson-london-2012-olympics

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