Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 23, 2020
March 22, 2020
March 24, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Y'know, I've fought armies of robots, quelled alien invasions, foiled evil dictators. I've moved mountains! Quieted volcanoes! And reversed earthquakes!! Once, I even had to reset the moon's orbit to stop it from crashing into the earth!! But quitting smoking has been the hardest thing I've ever done. Ralston: Well, let's hope at least the moon's orbit holds...
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
I don’t remember reading about any of those things.
Also, quitting is easy. I can’t count the number of times I’ve done it.
landyk over 4 years ago
CallMeMeg, keep trying. I have no idea of all the attempts I made, But four years ago, one took hold. So now I know it is possible to quit
Michael G. over 4 years ago
The moon is slowly moving away from Earth. No, really.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
It wasn’t doing anything for me so I quit when I was 5.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
In all seriousness, my father was a very accomplished man. But he had a devil of a time quitting. I fear it was too late.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I was on my to being done, had gone over 2 weeks, then the stuff hit the fan.