Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 09, 2020
April 08, 2020
April 10, 2020
Transcript:
Girl: Listen, Tom, we have to talk... Boy: Whoa!! What's goin' on?!? Captain Victorious: I just saved you. Boy: From what? Captain: From getting your heart ripped out! Your girlfriend was about to dump you. Boy: Wh - ? Really? Captain: All the signs were there! The body language, the public meeting, the "we have to talk" talk. Come on! Boy: Huh... why didn't I see that? Of course! I just lost my job, I've got all this debt - why wouldn't she dump me? Well, forget her! I'll find someone else before she can tear my heart out! Vegas? Captain: Vegas. Girl: I can't wait to tell Tom I won the lottery!
David in Webb Premium Member over 4 years ago
oops!!
Buck B over 4 years ago
Would that be before or after you dump him?
LOLBeth over 4 years ago
Won the lottery, then dodged a bullet.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Oh, Tom I’ve won the lottery. And I’ve decided we should see other people. Specifically, I should see really, really gorgeous hunks with six-pack abs who’ll be attracted to me because I’m rich. Goodbye, Tom.”
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Yep, she was gonna dump him, “I won the lottery and I don’t need you anymore”.