Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 04, 2019

Vagueness, the last resort of the liar.

Nobody I know says that. Bu it still doesn’t keep them from being vague.

It’s all a crap-shot anyway.

To bad, what happens in Congress doesn’t stay in Congress.

Speeches that are completely vague should be regarded as substance abuse.

Disinformation has become second nature to the #BananaRepublicans.

Just like every single “reason” for impeachment. Just stating the obvious, they are still upset over Trump beating Hillary won’t do it.

At least he isn’t repeating the House mantra, over and over again….

I heard somewhere that Congress used to make laws vague on purpose to get enough votes to pass legislation with the intention of letting the courts figure out later what they Meant to say.

I think they still do, or maybe the courts just decide how they want to interpret the laws anyway they want, regardless of how the laws are written.

As my old friend Jim Figgerty, (Chief fig-filler for Jacob’s Fig Rolls), used to say: “Da vagueries of da female is well known!”

I’ll take vague over batshit crazy any day.

Plausible deniability in our so-called democracy.

“I Know You Think That You Understood What You Thought I Said, But I Am Not All That Sure That You Understand That I Seldom Say What I Think And Even Less Often Do I Mean What I Say” (unknown).

Judging by the text of the speech I can see, it looks like a classic Palin word salad.

Best coined phrase yet!

Too bad Congressmen/women get paid to make bad laws.