Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 12, 2019

Kummertofu is worse. It’s when you really really miss bacon.

what’s the nearest landmark for Monsieur Sirgent’s musée des vampires?

Kummerblut is when a vampire drinks a lot of blood because of stress.

how many checked their toes?

Which toe is the 2nd toe?

There must be a lot of grief in the US?

If I remember correctly, Morton’s toe is called Greekfoot because the longer second toe was seen as a beauty mark in Ancient Greek.

Also known as “The Toe That Would Not Stay Home” .

The museum is likely more about Vampirism, rather than Sirgent’s actual dedicated research.

“Display #47. Here we have notes taken by Monsieur Sirgent on his 14th birthday. You will note the bats drawn in the margins and how much they have improved since his 12th birthday, when he drew them on a napkin at TGIFridays”

I have Greek feet as well, and proud of it! :) The most common type of foot shape is Egyptian, in which each toe is a little shorter than the next. The Germanic foot shape is where your three middle toes are almost all the same length, sort of square… this is the best shape for dancing on your toes as a ballerina. I’ve always heard that those with Greek shaped feet are natural leaders. True for me! :D haha!

What is so “Believe It Or Not” about the vampire item?

I have Morton’s toe. The question is: Does he want it back?

When I mentioned Morton’s Foot, one of my relatives said she liked an alternative name, “Royal Foot”.

So what do they call it if you eat to be happy? Gleichspeck?

Such is the fate of those that keep stubbing their toes in the dark…

BTW, Knowing their fate, wouldn’t “Grief Bacon” apply to the feelings of every pig?…