Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 19, 2019

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    Marblemouth  almost 5 years ago

    He won’t do it. He knows that the cops would never stop looking for him for destroying a public sidewalk.

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    What is it with people who’ve got it in for fruit cake? Have they never had good quality home made? I love it!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    [Victim Falls to The Sidewalk with Laughter]

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Now that’s just low. They need to put this guy under the jail! (-:

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    brick10  almost 5 years ago

    Assault with a deadly weapon!

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    Woo-Hoo, it’s fruitcake season again. Whoa, that’s just starting? I figured it had been around for awhile.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 5 years ago

    Weapons Grade Fruitcake!

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    lutherg1  almost 5 years ago

    A Christmas season trope.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Worse yet, the robber will make his victim eat the fruit cake!

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 5 years ago

    I’d rather have it dropped on my foot than have to eat it!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Try the Vermont-Made Alcohol-Free Fruitcake from Vermont Country Store. Here’s the ingredients list: “Honey, Apricots, Raisins, Eggs, Dates, Walnuts, Cashews, Flour, Butter, Orange juice, Cream, Lemon juice, Spice, Baking powder” – that’s all! Now, compare it to the ingredients list of a typical fruitcake: “Glace cherries (cherries, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, citric acid, natural and artificial flavor, potassium sorbate [preservative], sodium benzoate [preservative], Red #40, sulfur dioxide [preservative]), Raisins, Flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Glace pineapple (pinapple, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, citric acid, natural and artificial flavor, potassium sorbate and sodium benzoate [preservatives], oleoresin tumeric [color], sulfur dioxide [preservative]), Whole egg, Butter (cream,salt), Sugar, Walnuts, Pecans, Water, High fructose corn syrup, Salt, Nonfat dry milk, Sodium propionate (preservative), Glace (water, sugar, corn syrup, pectin, citric acid, potassium sorbate [preservative], artificial flavor, carrageenan, sodium phosphate, sodium metabisulfite [preservative], paprika [color]), Preservative enzyme (maltodextrin, mineral oil, enzyme, potato starch), Natural and artificial flavor, Yellow #5, Yellow #6” – YIKES!!! The first fruitcake I mentioned is the kind I remember eating (and loving) when I was a kid. I don’t even recognize the other kind. If all you’ve had is the typical candied fruit and preservatives-filled fruitcake, it might be worth your while to try the Vermont-Made Alcohol-Free Fruitcake. They also make it with liquor if you prefer.

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