Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 20, 2020

I hope they get the bugs out with version 2.0.

Better that than the spinning beachball of death.

welcome to the Matrix

Clock rate = 1/(Planck time). Yes, that fast.

Jitter though is imposed by Heisenberg.

Let’s hope for something better after a re-boot.

What is 6 × 9?

It’s more like some kind of cartoon…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGfTDcHJHSI

up until the blue screen of death…

you mean our Universe can be one tiny atom in another beings fingernail?

Some kids wonder if the universe is defragged while their sleeping.

If one reads the first part of the Old Testament with an open mind..it is the natural conclusion. Something.. shows up.. builds the heavens and earth.. populates it with critters.. then says go.. Sounds every bit like a description of a computer simulation by someone who is not yet aware of computer simulations.

I think life is a cartoon where the characters can’t see the panel borders.

The speech balloon has hair! It must be a wig.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

There’s a glitch in my reality. Should I call tech support?

We are simply our own holograms

Why in heaven’s name would one use an inferior material machine to simulate a superior material reality?

And it’s taking forever for the update to download.

What is that up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s the Armageddon countdown clock.

It’s the spinny-wheel of doom!

The Universe is not a hologram or a simulation. Just because fizzickcysts have hit a brick wall trying to explain reality doesn’t mean they have to conjure up BS.

its called the matrix…..

An interesting concept.