When the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as the party of the first part fails to read the contract offered by the party of the second part, hereafter referred to as the party of the second part, the consequences arbgarble, harknurf furnlasp, whereas blibble to farqut except in the whitpl event of total basblap, therefore all agreements mean bupkis.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
M. Finkletoot. Very nice.
Dobber Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They deliberately make terms and conditions exceeding long and complicated so you give up after the first paragraph.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Mr. Finkletoot? LOLOLOL
zerotvus almost 5 years ago
I do…..
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
When the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as the party of the first part fails to read the contract offered by the party of the second part, hereafter referred to as the party of the second part, the consequences arbgarble, harknurf furnlasp, whereas blibble to farqut except in the whitpl event of total basblap, therefore all agreements mean bupkis.
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What else is he paying you for? Big moola in reading terms and conditions.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Oh! He must be referring to the microdot at the bottom of the page.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Friggin’ lawyers. If I had a dollar for every contract I didn’t read, I’d be rich.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Doesn’t matter, he’s just gonna use the contract to line his bird cage.