Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 31, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Sure, buddy – but Kenmore fit in you?”

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    i’m the loaded dishwasher in our house…

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Back in the 1950s one of the local weather program in New York City was sponsored by Con Edison. Back in that day, conservation was not a “thing” and the company wanted consumers to by electric anythings.

    So one of their ads was, “Don’t be a dishwasher, buy one.” To which many men replied, “Don’t be a dishwasher, marry one.”

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    Darryl Heine  almost 5 years ago

    What’s a GLASH?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “You’ve had enough. Try fitting this coffee pot in instead.”

    Drive safely, everyone, and a happy and healthy New Year.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Not a good idea, according to this recent widower.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But, will it be clean?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    They tend to wobble a lot when they get overloaded.

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    EmmettWayne  almost 5 years ago

    Way too many ‘suds’!

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    Longhair  almost 5 years ago

    Was that his Sean Connery impression?

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