Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 17, 2020

I don’t usually endorse violence – but in this case…

You could be half way through the second bottle by now.

You are not buying a house or adopting a dog, it is just a dinner’s accompaniment! If you choose wrong you learn by default and move on. live on the edge!

Is this going to be a seven-game series, home-and-home or sudden death?

Gosh! Betty just sucks the joy out of life.

7:50 AM. I have a bottle of Old Grand Dad 114 sitting around. This arc is making me want to hit it. Hard.

I need a glass of wine just from following this arc!

So, once Betty decides on a bottle—correction, once her app decides on a bottle—they should buy that one and the one Bud chose, take them home and try them. I bet Bud’s wine will be better.

if the app was made by millennial, don’t trust your taste buds to it. it seems younger people have a different pallet. Just look at the odd ball fruit infused beers and IPAs they seem to like.

By the time they decide…they will no longer want it.

Don’t overthink this Betty. Pick one, pay for it, and enjoy it (once you are back home).

For God’s SAKE woman, just BUY a bottle before you die of THIRST!!!

=I’M= ready to die of thirst myself, reading this !