This is all leading to some kind of alien conspiracy to demotivate and exhaust everyone isn’t it. Or perhaps it’s upper management thinking it will improve productivity… I know – it’s both!
Nice homage to ‘Lost in Space’ there in the second panel – the episode with the Android IDAK (Instant Destroyer And Killer) who only says “Crush, Kill, Destroy!”
And it those don’t motivate you, we’ll show the “She-Shed” and the “Struggling Actor” (aka Bad Actor) commercials over and over….wait, that is really happening in real life!
Some people do keep guns in the nightstand. I would bet dimes to donuts that there are several homicide cases logged in the U.S. that directly followed the phrase “Rise and Shine!” or similar morning-person greetings. And I bet the jury empathized even as they passed the guilty verdict.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Grow that new spleen FASTER, Winky!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Okay Google, shut em up.
michaeljwolff almost 5 years ago
If I hadn’t already reached it quite a while ago, this would be the point where consumer technology and I part company.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You have inspired me… to go back to bed!
gantech almost 5 years ago
I realize this is a radical idea, but has anyone considered turning the videos…off?
gmu328 almost 5 years ago
in the 2nd panel he forgot to say, “Ah, my spleen!”
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
Pam doesn’t look so hot without her makeup. But who does?
kartis almost 5 years ago
This is all leading to some kind of alien conspiracy to demotivate and exhaust everyone isn’t it. Or perhaps it’s upper management thinking it will improve productivity… I know – it’s both!
geese28 almost 5 years ago
I’m waiting on the motivational video that pushes me to make more coffee
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
We already have alarm clocks… just not as cool.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Looks like Pam did a little partying last night.
Ermine Notyours almost 5 years ago
If not for the first panel, I would think Dr. Mel had set up the “motivators.”
Zoomer&Yeti almost 5 years ago
Nice homage to ‘Lost in Space’ there in the second panel – the episode with the Android IDAK (Instant Destroyer And Killer) who only says “Crush, Kill, Destroy!”
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
What really scary about this, is that they’re all voiced by Richard Simmons…
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And it those don’t motivate you, we’ll show the “She-Shed” and the “Struggling Actor” (aka Bad Actor) commercials over and over….wait, that is really happening in real life!
Snoots almost 5 years ago
Some people do keep guns in the nightstand. I would bet dimes to donuts that there are several homicide cases logged in the U.S. that directly followed the phrase “Rise and Shine!” or similar morning-person greetings. And I bet the jury empathized even as they passed the guilty verdict.